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Potential Eyjafjallajokull Film Title
Delightful pun courtesy my friend Mark S.D. Harris, who tossed it out there on Facebook.
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The Headline That Wasn’t – 05.07.2010
For many years I’ve thought that coming up with headlines for the NY Post was one of the greatest jobs in the world. To be paid for puns is lovely. I haven’t been paid for puns since I stopped working...
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Somebody Saw Something, Said Something
I know, I know. New York is a target and the terrorists hate our freedoms (but I’m certain they love our foreign policy) and something terrible is bound to happen in the city some day. Yes, and...
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I Was In Vietnam Too: A True Story
I served along side Richard Blumenthal in Vietnam, and like him I still have vivid memories of those days where I served my country so valiantly. I’ll never forget the one afternoon we found ourselves...
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In Anticipation of Emancipation
I recently updated to the newest Photoshop and it’s so much better! I was able to make this in under 12 hours:
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Odyssey Dawn sounds like a porn star name. I’m not quite sure why they went that route. It seems to buck the trend of naming military operations something that kind of makes sense. Desert Storm makes...
View ArticleAlways Leave Them Wanting More Non-Offensive Comedy
Dear Karl, On behalf of the University Student Council I wanted to tell you how excited we are about your upcoming comedy show. We look forward to “blowing off some steam” after exams and you’re just...
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In Retrospect, Our Town Seal Might Be Slightly Racist
Fm: Sheriff Hawthorne To: Mayor Timmins Just FYI, some guy I pulled over for speeding said the town seal on our squad car was racist. Just looked at it and it looks like a white guy choking an Indian....
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